 Math jokes  

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Bruno Admin
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 Subject: Math jokes Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:54 pm  
 Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? (obvious) 

 
Bruno Admin
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 Subject: Re: Math jokes Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:01 pm  
 Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books? A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person... 

 
Bruno Admin
Posts : 184 Join date : 20090915 Age : 30 Location : the infinite, frictionless plane of uniform density
 Subject: Re: Math jokes Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:03 pm  
 Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work  the philosopher can do without the trash bin... 

 
Bruno Admin
Posts : 184 Join date : 20090915 Age : 30 Location : the infinite, frictionless plane of uniform density
 Subject: Re: Math jokes Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:04 pm  
 Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four... 

 
Bruno Admin
Posts : 184 Join date : 20090915 Age : 30 Location : the infinite, frictionless plane of uniform density
 Subject: Re: Math jokes Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:05 pm  
 A mathematician is asked by a friend who is a devout Christian: "Do you believe in one God?" He answers: "Yes  up to isomorphism." 

 
Bruno Admin
Posts : 184 Join date : 20090915 Age : 30 Location : the infinite, frictionless plane of uniform density
 Subject: Re: Math jokes Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:06 pm  
 Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right. The third one shouts: "We've hit it!" 

 
Bruno Admin
Posts : 184 Join date : 20090915 Age : 30 Location : the infinite, frictionless plane of uniform density
 Subject: Re: Math jokes Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:18 pm  
 Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted? A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his. 

 
Jim Pythagoras
Posts : 17 Join date : 20091109
 Subject: Re: Math jokes Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:37 am  
  Bruno wrote:
 Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his.
This is my favorite one. 

 
Bruno Admin
Posts : 184 Join date : 20090915 Age : 30 Location : the infinite, frictionless plane of uniform density
 Subject: Re: Math jokes Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:10 pm  
 Yes, it's quite good! Here is another one, a bit less sophisticated: What does a mathematician do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil. 

 
Jim Pythagoras
Posts : 17 Join date : 20091109
 Subject: Re: Math jokes Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:34 pm  
 

 
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